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by Linda Milazzo

Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! What a wonderful day to rejoice.

Finally, after a lifetime of preaching for his Maker, speaking for his Maker, dictating for his Maker, berating for his Maker, organizing for his Maker, legislating for his Maker, and broadcasting for his Maker, Reverend Jerry Falwell will finally meet his Maker!!

Reverend Jerry Falwell is finally going home!

And if there is true honor amongst his followers. Amongst 'the anointed' who ascribe to his beliefs, the tears they shed should be tears of joy.

For as rapture-based-fanatical-right-wing Christians believe, the only true joy comes in the eternal presence of one's Maker. And luckily, happily, gratefully, Reverend Falwell IS FINALLY THERE!!

May those pearly gates open widely to admit the self-righteous son, who now and for always, is where he wants to be.

I for one, bid an expeditious farewell to Reverend Jerry Falwell on his desired journey home. Today is the first day of the rest of his life.

May he comfortably rest in peace!!

Buh bye!

Memorable quotes to memorialize the passing of Jerry Falwell.

"He is purple - the gay-pride colour; and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay-pride symbol. As a Christian I feel that role modelling the gay lifestyle is damaging to the moral lives of children."

"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions"

"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America"

"Textbooks are Soviet propaganda"

"The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability"

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals"

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