Jimmy Montague is a grouch who lives in Iowa. He likes his cat. He doesn't like you. So please don't come to Iowa for a visit. You can get all of Jimmy you'll ever want on the Web at http://cyanidehole.com, or, if for some weird reason you simply have to do so, send e-mail to jimmy@cyanidehole.com. If you don't seem too crazy, Jimmy may write back.